The Human Race

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A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?’

The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.’

Got this by email…thought I’d share.

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  1. Haha, hilarious! I went to the public library a few days ago and I borrowed a book called: “Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-busting One-liners.” It is such a great book that I think you should check out. I do believe it’s a nice and funny book for everyone to read, it’s filled with jokes all organized and well, some of the jokes I cringed at, laughed at, smiled at. I should’ve put a bookmark into the ones that I cringed at because they were quite clever and sad at the same time, but there are so many jokes in that book that are classic. Here’s one that’s off the top of my head:

    “A hospital is a plce where they wake you at five in the morning to give you a sleeping pill.”

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