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I found this video and wanted to share it with you, so this is the first ever Saturday edition of GirlFriday, I didn’t want to wait until next week.

You’re gonna laugh your ass off…

Want more?
Okay…you go look on youtube for more, I can’t breathe and I’m crying…

Enjoy!

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I have a question before we get to the GirlFriday fun….is kissing a sport?

We all know it’s fun, unless you’re kissing family. But would you say you kiss just to be kissing, or you’re expecting a little sumthin sumthin at the end of all that?

I have a friend, and she knows who she is, that had a kissing contest once upon a time, competing against a cousin for who could kiss more people. What a quest that was! It was like a scavenger hunt to find men that would kiss her without expecting more in return, and also that weren’t worried that their girlfriends would find out. That was some crazy fun!

But what do you think, is kissing a sport that’s just for fun with a bonus if it goes farther, or is it a means to an end for you?

Thank you in advance for your comments…

There’s a hilarious post by JD at I Do Things that you shouldn’t miss, it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

I’m changing it up on ya this Friday, no videos, just funny photos. I’m not going to let GirlFriday get stale with YouTube videos…we’ll keep it spontaneous here….so enjoy!

Great shot eh? LOL Fridays are great days even for cats! Yes, I’m a cat lover…but here’s one for all you dog lovers…

I’ve been looking for Friday morning since Sunday night and I’m so glad it’s here! The DH and I are going to get outta the house tomorrow and drop the munchkin off to a family member who likes him enough to babysit and we’re off to play foosball at Main Event, maybe even some Skeeball…I’d like to rent Juno and watch it to…he won’t go see Baby Mama with me, DH thinks the blond chick looks horribly wrong somehow, lol.

So enjoy your Friday everyone, please comment on what you think about kissing…or how kissing has evolved for you even…that could be interesting…anxious to hear your thoughts!

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On the radio this morning the topic was men in the delivery room as their children are being delivered?

Definately. They OWE us! Now if you hate the man or you tend to get violent when you’re in pain, yeah maybe the man shouldn’t be in there, but otherwise, they owe us that much! No copping out because you have a weak constitution, get over it and MAN UP! Like Mel (my favorite DJ) said.

Go watch some of the most disgusting movies ever if you have to to prepare, but for all the flatulence, tactless criticism, dirty socks on the floor, clothes everywhere, making us mother you and a whole host of other things we put up with that I won’t go into here, they owe us this support.

Then of course there’s the argument that if the man is there…he’ll have sexual issues later, not buying that either, the only fun thing in that whole ordeal is the making of the baby…

Don’t you think it scares the HELL out of us to have to go through that? Oh yeah, we handle it really well some of us do, and some of us not so much, but if you’re one of those women like me that internalizes everything, Dad may come away thinking that it was a cakewalk.

NOT SO!

My son’s birth, while the reward is one that just keeps on giving, the experience of child birth for me is not something I am at all anxious to do again. All of my sisters have had one day deliveries, not a cake walk, but easier than mine no doubt, and they all want more. Not me.

No, no, and HELL NO.

We’ll just say that it was the worst three days of my life until the end. On a Sunday morning in July of 1997 at 10:52 a.m. my son was born and it was glorious…and I was exhausted.

I think a man that is able to create a child should be there next to the poor soul who must bear it. Men cannot even fathom what occurs within the body during that nine months, forget about those hours of labor. There is incessant discomfort, changes in the body you never imagined, feelings that can’t be predicted, cravings that aren’t expected and that gross even you out. They owe us that support.

Yes man, you should be there when your child is born, you should be chomping at the bit to be the first person your child sees. What a bonding experience for Dad that is. This is the reason I think men have a hard time sometimes bonding with their children, they’re scared. They don’t know what to do, or if they’re doing it wrong when they are doing something. It’s confusing, the whole damn process is a bit freaky if you ask me. I’m still getting freaked out, and he’s 10 now!

This isn’t easy for the ladies either and we get scared too, but real men go through it as much as possible with the mothers of their children because if she can do it, he can do it. (How’s that for a flip? LOL)

What are your thoughts on this, any particular experiences or stories you’d like to share? Speak up people!

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A little girl asked her mother, ‘How did the human race appear?’ The mother answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, ‘Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?’

The mother answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.’

Got this by email…thought I’d share.

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Problogger asked his Twitter followers if they were to write a last post ever, what would it be about. I was late to the whole thing, so I read it backwards from (this is paraphrasing by the way)…what’s keeping you from writing your “last post”, to, thank you all for your titles, they sound great and some of them really need to be written, to, if all of you were to write your “last post” what would the title be, what would it be about?

Reading things backwards seems to be a trend. So on the spot I decided my last post ever on MouthyGirl.com would be this, “Nobody’s Bitch”. Got a nice ring to it right? Say it to yourself, “I’m NOBODY’S Bitch!” Now say it with conviction! “I’m NOBODY’S Bitch!”

Now say it like you mean it. “I’M NOBODY’S BITCH!”

Didn’t that feel good? Great. Because you’re not. Anybody’s. Bitch.

Yeah it comes off vulgar, and I know many variations of this that are much worse, so trust me that’s nothing. Today we’re going to talk about being assertive and standing up for yourself.

First things first, stop saying yes to everything. Say No. Even if it’s a small No, say No. Next, stop being pushed into things you don’t want to do, don’t feel obligated. Be reasonable with this.

Understandably there will be times you have to do something you don’t really want to do, that’s just life, but ultimately, you’re nobody’s bitch, so don’t behave that way.

Next let’s talk about being assertive and sounding more like you mean business. I can thank a local newscast last night for this information.

Don’t speak in a manner than ends your sentence with a question, unless it’s a question. And sit or stand up straight when you speak so that your delivery isn’t hindered by your appearance. Look like you mean business and people will pay attention to you.

Finally, don’t end your sentences with a question. I myself am super guilty of this, I end almost every sentence with, “you know?” I’m confident that it annoys the crap out of people. But I’ve done that for a long time, it insures I’m being heard, but from today forward people…you either listen or you don’t. If you don’t, you might miss something.

No one I ever talk to in real life ever reads this, so this’ll be a shocker to them, you know? LOL. JK.

Go forth, be your own Bitch!

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Today is San Jacinto Day in Texas, the anniversary of April 21, 1836, the final battle of the Texas Revolution when Texas won it’s independence from Mexico. There is an annual festival on the spot of the battle complete with a re-enactment every year.

Pretty cool to be living in the only state of the union that could be self sustaining as it’s own country. There’s a Timeline to the Texas Revolution hosted on Wikipedia that I found pretty interesting.

Isn’t it odd how the things they wanted us to learn in school we resisted, but as we get older we want to learn it? I find that to be odd.

At any rate, today I wanted to share with you last year’s America’s Got Talent, Terry Fater, a Ventriloquist who will amaze you at his skill. He’s incredible.

Check him out:

He’s great isn’t he? Homegrown talent right there, he’s from Texas too.

I’m proud of the state I live in, and even happier that there’s no state tax! LOL! To be honest with you all, if you heard me talk, you’d know instantly where I’m from. I can’t help it, hard as I try to leave the hick in me behind, it persists. Boy does it ever persist. But I think maybe sometimes it’s charming.

Have a great Monday everyone!

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I call it the inception of MouthyGirl, Inc. because I just ordered business cards with that name on them. I hate to sound so school girl but I’m super excited about them. This is kind of the beginning of a dream. I’ve always wanted to run my own business and not rely on someone else to determine my income level. I’ve had some college but haven’t graduated. I’m at sophomore level in college. I stopped going to school at night a few years ago. I don’t regret it, but I may go back someday. Doesn’t that sound committing..someday, lol.

Anyways, they look really great, all professional and nice. I even ordered a cool stainless steel business card holder for them.

And now I’ll show you what they look like…

That was the front, now check out the back:

One day I’ll look back on this post I hope and I’ll laugh about how juvenile my reaction was…but until then, I’m stoked!

The best part is I got all that and didn’t spend over $30. It was $28.00 and some change to get all that, I got 500 cards!

So if you have a need for business cards, or you just want to have something with your number and picture on it to hand out to “special people” at parties , or you’re a notary like me and need a rubber stamp for your notary needs, check out Vista Print…

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