I caught you looking! Now that I have your attention, what’s your sign baby? Maybe our stars are aligned tonight….

I’m an Aries which is a Fire Element, my sign being the Ram. My favorite colors are red and white and the only sign I don’t like is Libra. That means that chances are that you and me will get along beautifully.

I am headstrong and willful and have a hard time with being told “no” or telling anyone “no”. I am strong in my convictions, values and morals and am always willing to teach what I know.

I have really great qualities like being outgoing, energetic, dynamic (sometimes), courageous, generous, strong, and extravagant but I can also sometimes be arrogant, insecure, jealous, and concerned too much with others’ opinions.

Have you ever met another person who was the same sign and were you a lot alike? I have and we were, it was craziness.

I have yet to meet an enemy and I love to talk with people. I have a sympathetic ear and empathetic heart. All of these traits describe me pretty well, but I also think they’re pretty generalized qualities. What’s your sign and what are the characteristics of it?

Check out my constellation!

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Today’s Wednesday Fwd comes from my older sister, you may or may not have seen this before, but if not, you’ll dig it, it’s very funny.

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’**

(After a brief pause)

**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’**

(Brief Pause.)

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy, that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

(A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.)

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

**Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’**

**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’**

**’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window, and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water, last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?’*

Aaah! LMAO! That was hilarious!

It’s Wednesday!

Ever wake up in the morning ready for the day, ready to take on the world and then you get out there with some pep in your step and you finally get to work after your morning routine and as soon as you walk in the door run out of gas?

My engine went…. chuga.chuga..chuga..chuga……..chuga…………….chuga …………………..chuga……….chu……….. and that’s all she wrote. The engine died and my eyelids drooped and my step got heavier and then I realized, it’s only Wednesday.

In an effort to wake the hell up and get with it today I’m posting a video that should wake me up as well as you.

It’s just one of those days…how many cameo’s can you spot?

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