Wednesday Fwd Out of Gas

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Today’s Wednesday Fwd comes from my older sister, you may or may not have seen this before, but if not, you’ll dig it, it’s very funny.

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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**’Hello?’**

**’Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.’**

(After a brief pause)

**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.’**

(Brief Pause.)

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy, that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

(A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.)

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

**Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!’**

**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?’**

**’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window, and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water, last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?’*

Aaah! LMAO! That was hilarious!

It’s Wednesday!

Ever wake up in the morning ready for the day, ready to take on the world and then you get out there with some pep in your step and you finally get to work after your morning routine and as soon as you walk in the door run out of gas?

My engine went…. chuga.chuga..chuga..chuga……..chuga…………….chuga …………………..chuga……….chu……….. and that’s all she wrote. The engine died and my eyelids drooped and my step got heavier and then I realized, it’s only Wednesday.

In an effort to wake the hell up and get with it today I’m posting a video that should wake me up as well as you.

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It’s just one of those days…how many cameo’s can you spot?

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9 thoughts on “Wednesday Fwd Out of Gas

  1. I think Rachel’s right, counted at least 6 and btw Korn’s leadman is Jonathan Davis. I love “break stuff”! I used to put it on my mp3 player at work and it would really give me that extra pick me up..lol. Who needs coffee?! j/k Rachel πŸ˜†

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  2. Beckie, I actually tried to find the exact number on Google but I couldn’t, haha. It’s a mystery! 😎 Unless, of course, my searching skills are terrible.

  3. snoopdogg, drdre, guy from KOrn, eminem, skaterdude,pauly shore,i thought i saw everclear from house of pain but now second time lookin i dont know if that was him… I lost anothe one too:(

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  5. Haha, that was hilarious! Yay, it’s Wednesday!! I really like that song and for the cameos, I counted maybe 8 or 9, but I was too busy listening to the song, hehe. :roll: I think the cameos makes that video just awesome.

  6. I am so bad at this, I counted 4 but I probably missed some because I just didn’t recognize them. I am having a bad day too, thought it was going to be good but then I was so wrong! Rachel is right about that coffee but my drink of choice is always Diet Coke!

  7. I counted 8 cameos! thats not including the kick ass lil kid!
    I think we have all had those days! thats what they make coffee for sabrina grab your self a cup!

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