GirlFriday Come Sail Away!

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I set sail tomorrow on a voyage to Mexico, sun, sea and relaxation.

Wait. Relaxation… how’d that get in there…..gotta go find that definition so I do it right, having not done that before…

BrainyQuote.com says this…”The act or process of relaxing, or the state of being relaxed; as, relaxation of the muscles; relaxation of a law.
Remission from attention and effort; indulgence in recreation, diversion, or amusement.” Sounds like fun!

I’ll get excited once I see this…

According to this quote…”If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. -Herodotus” …though I think it’s a little late for that, I’ll try it anyway, maybe my sanity will come back…oh how I’ve missed it.

I’m looking so forward to not having to worry about dishes, gas, cooking, washing laundry, getting work done. I’m not going to know what to do with myself. Thankfully, Carnival knew that and has many things planned that we can pick from to do…smart people those cruise planners!

Hoping to see lots of this…


Won’t be missing any of this…

For at least five days, this won’t be me…

But be sure, once I return oh the mountains of paperwork that await….oy dios mio!

😉 I’m trying out my spanish…whatya think? I will however have to break my habit of saying thank you in spanish the english way. You know….grassyass….they prolly won’t like that. Will have to practice my Gracias!

Happy Friday all….and do you know what song I’m posting? No?! Oh come on!

COME SAIL AWAY!

I’ve got some wonderful blog posts lined up for you from very talented bloggers. You won’t miss me at all. So all of our regularly scheduled posts, Monday Mojo and Wednesday Fwd, and possibly even GirlFriday next week will be pre-empted by those wonderful guest bloggers.

Happy Friday all, I’m leaving work early today because you know I haven’t even started packing…

😈

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Thursday Thoughts Screw McDonalds’ Monopoly

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Yeah, I said it, I’ve been eating McDonald’s food everytime I end up having to get take out and where has it gotten me? Two mcflurry’s and one breakfast sandwich richer. Yeah I’m bitchin’. Gimme something McDonalds! I’m drinkin’ your coffee for chrissakes! Here’s a clue — it sucks!

So I’m sitting here sipping this ass coffee entering my stupid little codes on their stupid little website and I’m ONE game piece shy on every set there is on the fucking board! Yeah, a monopoly indeed. Pisses me off that I can’t win something decent, and yeah screw off with your coke points, what’s that get me? Clothes for an avatar on some stupid website I want nothing to do with. PLEASE! I’m considering a boycott. After the game is over of course, because you never know, I.just.might.win. Then you’ll be seein’ this bitch on a permanent vacation.

Now, since I can’t seem to get in a bad mood, and I got this very funny email directed specifically to me as a Disturbed Person, I wanted to share, because all of you are disturbed too. Yes you are.

The following are pictures in this same email that I thought I would share, there are more, but none as funny as the ones I picked for you here. Of course.

And yes, you are disturbed. But so am I and so we’ll share that label.

Today is International Disturbed People’s Day

I don’t care if you lick windows,

take the special bus

or occasionally pee on yourself..

You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Today’s Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.

Well I’m off to work, and hopefully dance when I get off. Enjoy yourselves today.

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Wednesday Fwd: Humor of the Famous

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These are hilarious, so I thought this one would fit the bill quite nicely for our literally LOL Wednesday Fwd Edition.

Humor of the Famous

[1] Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.” – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

[2] I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

[3] Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. – Mark Twain

[4] The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. – George Burns

[5] Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

[6] Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

[7] What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce. – Mark Twain

[8] By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

[9] I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx

[10] My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

[11] The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. – Jilly Cooper

[12] I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

[13] Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
– Alex Levine

[14] Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

[15] My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. – Ed Furgol

[16] Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan

[17] What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money. – Henny Youngman

[18] I am opposed to millionaires but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

[19] Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. – Joe Namath

[20] Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. – Herbert Henry Asquith

[21] I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. – Bob Hope

[22] I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – WC. Fields

[23] We could certainly slow the ageing process down if it had to work its way through Congress. – Will Rogers

[24] Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… as you grow older, it will avoid you. – Winston Churchill

[25] Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty.. but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller

[26] The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good spit it out. – Unknown

[27] By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. – Billy Crystal

I certainly hope you enjoyed today’s edition of Wednesday Fwd. We do this every week, and for past editions click here to find more fun posts, including Wednesday Fwd.

See you tomorrow!

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