Yeah, I said it, I’ve been eating McDonald’s food everytime I end up having to get take out and where has it gotten me? Two mcflurry’s and one breakfast sandwich richer. Yeah I’m bitchin’. Gimme something McDonalds! I’m drinkin’ your coffee for chrissakes! Here’s a clue — it sucks!
So I’m sitting here sipping this ass coffee entering my stupid little codes on their stupid little website and I’m ONE game piece shy on every set there is on the fucking board! Yeah, a monopoly indeed. Pisses me off that I can’t win something decent, and yeah screw off with your coke points, what’s that get me? Clothes for an avatar on some stupid website I want nothing to do with. PLEASE! I’m considering a boycott. After the game is over of course, because you never know, I.just.might.win. Then you’ll be seein’ this bitch on a permanent vacation.
Now, since I can’t seem to get in a bad mood, and I got this very funny email directed specifically to me as a Disturbed Person, I wanted to share, because all of you are disturbed too. Yes you are.
The following are pictures in this same email that I thought I would share, there are more, but none as funny as the ones I picked for you here. Of course.
And yes, you are disturbed. But so am I and so we’ll share that label.
Today is International Disturbed People’s Day
I don’t care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.
Today’s Message of the Day is:
Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
Well I’m off to work, and hopefully dance when I get off. Enjoy yourselves today.
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Hi Sabrina!
Funny pictures
…but I eat @ MacDonald only once in my life.
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Funny pictures…thanks, but as for McDonalds well, don’t really like it and coffe ‘aye can’t stand it gives me headache
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Thanks, Debo Hobo for pointing me here today! I love your rant (but I also love McD’s coffee!) That apple biting the hand is priceless.
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I hate McDonalds coffee. Ass is an understatement. I have some windows to lick, so if you’ll excuse me…
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You are so funny, you say what everyone wants to say but are too afraid to express it. I recommended my twitter followers come read your blog, I hope thy make it by and subscribe to your feed as I have.
LMFAO. Those fruit cravings.. OY! WANT!
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