Quick word to you crazy traffic people. Leave earlier! I’m tired of being cut off and tailgated because you can’t get your shit together.
Set the alarm, by a second one if you have to but stop being a hostile driver. I cannot be bullied and you only further your frustration by messing with me.
Why you ask? Oh, well let me tell you:
I slow down maliciously, letting off the gas when you tailgate.
I speed up when I see you trying to squeeze in the safe little distance I’ve established between myself and the car in front of me.
If you’re on my ass, I’ll let people in when they turn their blinker on in front of me, just to piss you off.
If you irritate me on the road, I’ll do my best to get under your skin a little bit, since I got up and left my house in time, I have a little time to mess with you. Ha!
Be fair on the road, we’re all trying to get somewhere. That is all.