Kardash- Confession

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..I have watched the Karshashians shit show on ET. There were moments that were intensely funny, like when there was talk of butt sex and Courtney chased her husband around with a dildo and said if he did it first she would. Way to settle the argument with humor. Lube works too. Just saying. I hope you’re gasping.

So I’ve seen episodes here and there – one where their brother wanted to get fit and lose weight so Kim tried to help him to be and stay on track – so I know she spends time on her body – the ass shot heard round the world however… Let’s handle this little matter right now. I’d say that Kim Kardashian is drinking her own koolaid OR Kanye encouraged it just to see if she’d do it. Tomorrow a new single about DATASS is dropping. (being facetious)

The point of this post is to say, that may well actually be her ass, with oil on it, and tweaked lighting in Photoshop for emphasis. But you know my favorite ass shot – because you can tell IT’S REALLY FOR REAL is Chelsea Handler. Tan lines and all, that’s a real ass with no filter. Thank you Chelsea for showing your ass so we can all remember that we have one too and it is equally spectacular.

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Mad, He Deserves Better

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My son and I have an honest relationship. I don’t like everything he tells me, but…he tells me. I prefer to know what’s going on in his life rather than wonder, uncomfortable or not…It’s my job to be here for him.

Knowing that his father couldn’t be bothered is a huge burden, and one I never wanted my son to know. However, my ex husband took that right from my hands and intruded on a birthday party. Granted, the birthday party was for his mother, there were several others he’d missed, just because.

That just because, was drugs. To this day his actions are selfish, and my son deserves worlds better than that. He deserves to know that the people who love him, do so unconditionally. Regardless of his attitude, my son is a smart, funny kiddo and anyone who had a chance would be remiss in not exploring that potential and knowing him. He is a beautiful soul..and I get to say that because I’m his mom.

I look forward to my son having children with a woman he adores. Those kids will be loved like none other, and will be lucky for it.

That’s all I got folks.

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