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Now it’s not often I send you away from here for anything, but for today’s Wednesday Fwd I am. It’s so worth it. First let me say, my inbox is having a hard time providing me with funny forwards. I get lots of forwards, don’t get me wrong, but not incredibly funny ones. So if you’d like to help the cause that is Wednesday Fwd on MouthyGirl, send your funny ass emails to : Sabrina@MouthyGirl.com.

Thank you

Now let’s get to it”

1st look and see the Whale under the water.

Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the whale.

Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet
(it’s like it’s 3D). Click on the picture when it loads completely and
be sure that your sound is on…

The World’s Most Dangerous Creature.

Now don’t forget to send your literally LOL funny forwards to Sabrina@MouthyGirl.com…thanks!

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Sorry I missed you guys yesterday, my mojo was NOT working at all for me yesterday. I knew that it would show and since I didn’t have anything nice to say…well I decided to write it down and post it today. LOL!

So today, potentially we have a new segment, maybe not every Tuesday it’ll go up, but when I get particularly irritated…I’ll do a Talkin’ Shit Tuesday. Even though I’m ALWAYS talkin’ shit. The idea behind this is to explore an avenue where we run our mouths about what pisses us off.

Like me being pissed off about having to hear about celebrities on the evening news. That pisses me off because I don’t care about them, they don’t affect my day to day life. So HELLO! I don’t want to hear about it every day! It’s bullshit that after I hear about the stock market I have to hear “entertainment news“, how about something really entertaining during entertainment news, like dumb criminals for instance, that’s entertainment and you know there is plenty to pick from, you know this.

Or the irritation I have of eighteen wheeler trucks driving in the fast lane. That is wrong on so many levels that I just can’t believe more hasn’t been done about it. First, it has no business in the fast lane, it burns more gas than the time it saves. Second, it’s too easy to misjudge where a car is and if the truck is speeding, of course it’s lights out for the car driver. Third, they’re too damn slow for the fast lane and I get so irritated when I see the bastards holding me up. Ahem, MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!

Two highways near and dear to this old area of mine don’t allow trucks in the left lane. THANK YOU TEXAS! Can we now echo this throughout all major highways in the nation please?

Let me tell you what else irks me, all these goofy little tv shows teaching my son how to be a smart ass. Yeah, um Drake and Josh I got a bone to pick with y’all, Zack and Cody, you too, we remember you’re little behind from Big Daddy. We know you can wipe your own asses but that’s not cute anymore. Stop it with the sarcasm.

Maybe I’ll just make him stop watching the little twerps, but I know eventually he’ll get that from me. I’m sarcastic. You didn’t know? Oh yeah. All the time. So realistically, he could be getting it from me and I’d just like to point the finger. Maybe….not.

Another thing that pisses me off of late, is all the bullshit talk about our future president. The first black president of the United States of America. I’m proud of this country. VERY PROUD. The fact that we saw through the skin color and elected a WORTHY president to our nation, one that wouldn’t be more of the same. We took a leap and have landed on someone who I hope like Teddy Roosevelt did all those years ago and lead us into a better day for this nation.

I heard someone say that they thought Obama could be the AntiChrist. I had to stifle a laugh. Really? That person let her fear of change make her look and sound like a radical. She was serious. I don’t begrudge people their points of view and opinions and I’m certainly not going to judge that person for that view, or the other racist things that she said. But I will say my eyes were opened and I was surprised with that conversation, shocked that it would come to that, that she would utter those words.

Ultimately, I am proud of where our country has been, and where it is going. But I must say, as long as there is racism, we won’t get very far. It pisses me off that people I actually know could be so, shortsighted. Beyond that I am without words. It has been said far better than here what racism will do to this country if it continues, or gets worse and I can say at least for myself, that in my opinion no matter what our color of skin, beneath the skin, we’re all the same. Period.

So tell me, what pisses you off? What would you like to talk shit about today?

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I set sail tomorrow on a voyage to Mexico, sun, sea and relaxation.

Wait. Relaxation… how’d that get in there…..gotta go find that definition so I do it right, having not done that before…

BrainyQuote.com says this…”The act or process of relaxing, or the state of being relaxed; as, relaxation of the muscles; relaxation of a law.
Remission from attention and effort; indulgence in recreation, diversion, or amusement.” Sounds like fun!

I’ll get excited once I see this…

According to this quote…”If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it. -Herodotus” …though I think it’s a little late for that, I’ll try it anyway, maybe my sanity will come back…oh how I’ve missed it.

I’m looking so forward to not having to worry about dishes, gas, cooking, washing laundry, getting work done. I’m not going to know what to do with myself. Thankfully, Carnival knew that and has many things planned that we can pick from to do…smart people those cruise planners!

Hoping to see lots of this…

Won’t be missing any of this…

For at least five days, this won’t be me…

But be sure, once I return oh the mountains of paperwork that await….oy dios mio!

I’m trying out my spanish…whatya think? I will however have to break my habit of saying thank you in spanish the english way. You know….grassyass….they prolly won’t like that. Will have to practice my Gracias!

Happy Friday all….and do you know what song I’m posting? No?! Oh come on!

COME SAIL AWAY!

I’ve got some wonderful blog posts lined up for you from very talented bloggers. You won’t miss me at all. So all of our regularly scheduled posts, Monday Mojo and Wednesday Fwd, and possibly even GirlFriday next week will be pre-empted by those wonderful guest bloggers.

Happy Friday all, I’m leaving work early today because you know I haven’t even started packing…

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Yeah, I said it, I’ve been eating McDonald’s food everytime I end up having to get take out and where has it gotten me? Two mcflurry’s and one breakfast sandwich richer. Yeah I’m bitchin’. Gimme something McDonalds! I’m drinkin’ your coffee for chrissakes! Here’s a clue — it sucks!

So I’m sitting here sipping this ass coffee entering my stupid little codes on their stupid little website and I’m ONE game piece shy on every set there is on the fucking board! Yeah, a monopoly indeed. Pisses me off that I can’t win something decent, and yeah screw off with your coke points, what’s that get me? Clothes for an avatar on some stupid website I want nothing to do with. PLEASE! I’m considering a boycott. After the game is over of course, because you never know, I.just.might.win. Then you’ll be seein’ this bitch on a permanent vacation.

Now, since I can’t seem to get in a bad mood, and I got this very funny email directed specifically to me as a Disturbed Person, I wanted to share, because all of you are disturbed too. Yes you are.

The following are pictures in this same email that I thought I would share, there are more, but none as funny as the ones I picked for you here. Of course.

And yes, you are disturbed. But so am I and so we’ll share that label.

Today is International Disturbed People’s Day

I don’t care if you lick windows,

take the special bus

or occasionally pee on yourself..

You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back.

Today’s Message of the Day is:

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.

Well I’m off to work, and hopefully dance when I get off. Enjoy yourselves today.

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For those of you who are not in my email circle, I wanted to share this with you, my apologies if it’s already made it to your inbox, you’ll have to click on this to make it bigger…

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I got my hands on some music today, I’ve heard some of their stuff before and knew I liked it. Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s are the group I’m talking about. I got their latest cd, circa 2006, but still the latest and am diggin’ it.

I grew up listening to country music and liking it for the most part but outgrew it. The awesome thing is that Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s took the old stuff that I liked, because of the general song quality just tired of the old tired sound, and they turned it into punk. You might call them a cover band, but that wouldn’t do them justice.

You can find them here. Choose between their website and their myspace page. This is the specific album I’m listening to right now, and love it.

That is all.

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I was reading a blog by FemaleProdigy this morning that was a meme designed to be about the blogger, the instructions were for her to talk about herself. I don’t see any harm in that, we always want to know at least a little bit about someone when we regularly read what they write, right? I know I do.

She received two comments telling her she was self centered and narcissistic. I don’t know her personally so if she is narcissistic then that’s her deal and not mine to judge, but the whole self centered comment set me off a little. I started to wonder, what if all the people in the world weren’t somewhat self centered.

I think we’d have a big problem on our hands. No one would take care of themselves!

It’s not as simple as you either are or are not self centered, do you wear makeup? Do you wear cologne? Do you try to look fashionable? Well Damn! You’re so self centered! Am I the only one that finds this utterly stupid?

It just seems ridiculous to me that being self centered is a bad thing. Sure some people take that kind of thing too far and never see past themselves, but damn, who are you to decide that based on some words you read on the internet? I think it’s very funny that someone would call being self centered a bad thing, making it accusatory instead of a statement. Even that someone would be offended!

Anyone can call me self-centered, I hope in some ways that I am! I grew up thinking of my sister before myself, then my son before myself, and I still do that a lot just because that’s the way I’ve been taught to be, it’s not all about me and no matter what I say or do, it never will be. I realize that, but on that same token, I’d like to think I’m self centered enough to make myself presentable, even attractive at times.

Honestly folks, to be able to write a blog day in and day out and not go crazy I have to be a little self centered believing that someone will read it. I hear the Field of Dreams voice saying, “If you write it, they will come…..and read it.” I have to believe that or I’m going to start looking at MouthyGirl as a waste of my time, and I don’t think this idea is a waste of time. Do you? Why do you read my musings? Entertainment? If so, hell that’s awesome! If I can even for one moment entertain someone else….um where do I sign and I’ll cut in line even!

If that makes me self centered, good! My generation likes to call “judging” type people haters. There are always going to be haters in this world, or people that judge you without knowing what you are about or who you are, that’s why the last line on the What is a MouthyGirl page is, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” The reason for that is that a lot of us have to overcome adversity in this world to get where we’re going and because of this, we’re allowed to be kind of proud of where we’ve been, what we’ve learned and where we’re at.

At least I think so. That’s why I’ve dubbed myself MouthyGirl, I have opinions, beliefs, ideas, suggestions and plenty to say about all of that and more and I dare anyone to tell me that I can’t have something to say. My basic position is if you don’t like it, you won’t read it. It really is that simple in my opinion.

I leave you with a video that I think sums up my opinion on this pretty well.

Have a Great Thursday everyone and I’ll see you tomorrow for GirlFriday!

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