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How Long Has it Been?

by MouthyGirl

..it’s been so long that I didn’t recognize her. That girl. I hear her opinions, catch glimpses of her on Twitter and feel her presence fleetingly. It’s been too long. I didn’t know her name, didn’t recognize her face and now I have to relearn what she is about. We’ve lost each other.

It’s been too long and now, she’s sort of lost and it seems I’ve lost a secret. I know that I didn’t tell it to anyone but it’s gone still. Just. Gone. I miss her fierceness, her fire. She stares back at me blank now, hurried and looking older. As if to ask, “What did you think would happen?”.

I’d break that damn thing if it wouldn’t cause 7 years bad luck.

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Fwd: To Somebody Who Cares or DIE!

by MouthyGirl

Fwd: Forward this or die because I’m tracking it and if you don’t I will find you and make you wish you had! Oh, and you’ll have bad luck for ten years, your dog will get sick, your bird will fly away and your kids will hate you.

Is it just me or are you still getting the same damned Fwd’s that started with the beginning of email? Have I just given my email address out to the wrong people?

What if the offender is in your family, do you tell them to stop it? I’d like to mark them all as spam but that means that eventually Gmail in it’s infinite wisdom will think I hate that person and it won’t let me have any of their emails.

Note to self: Set up a rule that sends anything starting with Fwd:Fwd: to trash?

Time for all this to stop. Fwd to someone if you agree. ;)

What is the worst Fwd you’ve gotten? Have you ever told someone to stop emailing them to you? How’d you do it and what was their reaction?

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