Pssst.
Psssssssst!
Is anybody here?
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Good. Fuck Wednesday. Fuck every day of the week and fuck traffic! Last night a 20 minute detour on the way home turned into an hour. AN HOUR!
Some dumbass crashed into another on a 2 lane highway. Genius! I had my car in park on the freeway. What’s worse is I’m having car problems and when I idle, the engine will miss and act like its going to die. Fortunately in park it doesn’t do that.
But holy shitballs, I was in park on the highway! I’ve managed to make it thru life so far having only had one accident when a dumbass old man pulled out in front of me on a rainy day, what is wrong with you people out there? The roads are not the place to play demo derby!
Dumbasses.
Anybody here yet?
HELLO?
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Heh. Glad I got that off my chest. What’s your worst traffic story?
