Well everyone, the job I thought I had secured that I was ever so excited about.. well.. let’s just say pipe dreams are made for going up in smoke.

I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet for falling for it. Ladies and Gentlemen this is what happens when you go with emotion rather than listening to your gut feelings. I wanted to work at home so badly that I ignored my gut and went with it. Like an idiot, now I have egg on my face and bills coming due that I don’t have the money to pay.

I am a working person. I have never been one of those who didn’t want to work, I want to contribute, fuck that, I need to contribute. I was a single mother before J, this is not an acceptable situation for me to be in. To my mind I’m a loser for having the title Unemployed.

I never thought I’d see the day where I’d say I don’t have gainful employment.

Pray for my sanity folks.

Alright people, come gather round in a circle and let’s talk.

Back in November we talked about taking care of your business, making sure that sex life of yours is intact, healthy and keeping everyone happy. Because if not, eyes start to wonder and as soon as the economy gets better the divorce rate will rise drastically and you my friend will be left buying plastic fakes to replace the real thing.

However, I did not tell you to go and make BABIES! You guys are procreating, not just having a good time between the sheets. Don’t you know we don’t need a baby boom! I know you’ve already started, I know I know, but spread the word children, there are alternatives. You can have fun without making babies! I promise!

I’m disappointed in you, I thought you knew better than that and that you can’t have nearly as much fun when there are little feet pitter pattering about in the house.

All you celebrities need to listen up too, now that you’ve all decided to have babies the magazines are making it cute and hip to have little tricycle motors – just stop it!
Our teenagers don’t need to follow the example of Juno, no matter how cute and touching the movie was, in real life it’s not that damn easy!

So your assignment is to check out the links I’ve given you, add some spice to your life as well as some sanity, and report back to me in the morning! If you don’t heed my advice you’ll be buying clothes like this and reading books like this.

You bunch of rabbits!